Elon takes his hood off
Elon Musk angered civil rights groups when he suggested that Boeing’s 737 issues were due to the aircraft manufacturer’s focus on diversity, equity and inclusion efforts. Musk’s explanation conveniently ignores Boeing history of cutting costs for the benefit of shareholders.
Musk endorsed a tweet suggesting Black students at Historically Black Colleges and Universities have lower IQs and shouldn't become pilots and went on to tweet "It will take an airplane crashing and killing hundreds of people for them to change this crazy policy of DIE”.
Musk then went on anti-NBA tirade:
U.S. and UK bomb Houthis in Yemen
Joe Biden and Rishi Sunak decided to bomb the Houthis after following the below 100-year old flow chart used by every one of their predecessors:
This flowchart is reinforced by the unofficial ranking of living beings established by London and Washington after World War II:
Publicly traded companies (since corporations are people)
Privately held companies
Private equity
Hedge funds
Sovereign wealth funds
Dogs
Cats
Birds
Bees
Remnants of middle class
Working class - domestic
Working class - foreign
Interview: Nikki Haley
FB: You’ve made your support for Israel very clear. When it comes to providing weapons to the Jewish State, do you have any red lines?
NH: Bless you heart, no! I have a red dress but no red lines!
Our commitment to Israel is ironclad. Whatever Bibi and his government need to finish Palestinians, we shall provide. So, Bibi if you’re reading this interview, please finish them wherever they may be: in Gaza, in Lebanon, in Iran or whatever dark corner their depraved souls hide in.
FB: So, you’d be willing to supply Israel with weapons if it wanted to bomb Yemen?
NH: Bless your heart, yes! Yemen is a repressive patriarchy. I say Bibi should bomb Yemen until it empowers its female population and becomes Yewomen.
FB: What if Israel wants to bomb Hamas targets in Jordan - would you still supply weapons?
NH: Bless your heart, yes! The Kingdom of Jordan has been licensing Michael Jordan’s name for years without paying royalties. Which is bizarre because if anyone should know about paying royalties it should be the King of Jordan!
Michael Jordan has graciously agreed not to sue the Kingdom of Jordan because he’s already an oligarch. But as President, I would be thanking Israel for bombing Jordan and then collecting royalties for Michael Jordan, even though he’s a slimy North Carolinian.
FB: If Israel alleges there are Hamas operatives in France, would you supply them with weapons to pursue those targets?
NH: Bless your heart, yes! The French are so lazy it would take them weeks to figure out that they’d been bombed. Their forensics team takes July and August off and is on strike from September to June. By the time the French figured it out American weapons were used on French soil, we’d be on the tenth Avatar movie.
And once they found how would they retaliate? Their military is weak, so they’d refuse to export their wine and cheese to us. But we don’t need their wine and cheese because here in South Carolina we have amazing $10 Walmart wine and delicious Kraft cheese slices. So, there’s literally nothing France can do to stop us. C’est la vie!
FB: What if Israel wants to attack a Hamas terror cell in Detroit. Would you still supply weapons?
NH: Bless your heart, yes! Why do you even need to ask? It’s a no brainer. What’s the difference between Detroit today and Detroit after the IDF dropped bombs on it? Nothing! Besides, Detroit residents aren’t voting GOP anyway so any civilian casualties would be collateral damage - and that doesn’t hurt my election chances.
Besides, a pre-emptive strike on Detroit would redefine the word ‘strike’ for all those lazy autoworkers. I say go for it!
FB: What if Israel detected Hamas activity on the moon. Would you supply Israel with weapons?
NH: Bless your heart, yes! It’s going to be bombed eventually anyway, so why not let our alley Israel do it?
And let’s be honest here - the moon kinda sucks. It’s distant and not that bright. And the moonwalk wasn’t even invented there. It was invented here in South Carolina by a benevolent slaveowner who was kindly teaching his slaves how to dance. Ever notice how Democrats never want to discuss how South Carolinians taught slaves some mean dance moves?
But back to the topic at hand: it’s not Israel that needs America. It’s America that needs Israel. Without Israel, Boeing share price would be even more depressed than it is right now. Israel is single handedly supporting thousands of Boeing jobs in South Carolina, including my own!
You know we have a saying in South Carolina: “if you woke up today, bombs away!”. It means that as long as you’re alive, it’s a good day to bomb someone.
Note how the saying doesn’t include any limitations based on geography. It’s because South Carolina is the freest, most prosperous place on earth. We have no limit to our dreams, so why should be limit where we can send Boeing products to?
FB: Boeing is in the news because of safety issues with its 737 aircraft. As a Boeing board member, did you not emphasize safety to Boeing?
Of course I did. As a responsible board member, I implored Boeing management to put safety first. I said to them that they must safely deliver the largest stock buyback and dividend increase in U.S. history.
And they took my advice! They had an armored vehicle deliver a gold-plated share certificate to every board member after they announced a buyback. I couldn’t be prouder of the stellar management team at Boeing for their commitment to shareholder safety.
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